TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1O) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the
trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last
month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a
typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!
Cute, very cute. But probably closer to true than we want to admit. Especially #4.
ReplyDeleteAnd most insurance companies will pay for Viagra and not birth control pills. Add that to the conservative stance on abortion and one wonders if the Republicans are heavily invested in black market adoptions or Pampers.